This early in the morning, I've already had a highlight to my day.
Let's hope the day continues on a positive note, shall we?
My gym workout this morning was wonderful. I left very hot & sweaty, but feeling energized. Could have something to do with fact that it was still in the 60's & we haven't yet hit the part of the day where you want to crawl into a walk in freezer and hang out.
When I got back home, I decided to take Hayden out for a quick run. Nothing long, but enough to get her moving & get some exercise since later in the day just isn't an option.
So there we were trotting through the neighborhood. She kept looking back at me and grinning (doesn't everyone's dog do this?) and I'd tell her what a good girl she is.
She had already done her business & being the responsible owner I am, I'd already picked it up & had the bag with me just in case.
Thank goodness for just in case.
We ran past a row of tall bushes that some people use for fences.
When all of a sudden, in the front yard, there he was.
The Doberman.
The very large (bigger than my sweet girl) Doberman.
And his hackles were raised.
So we slowed down, didn't make eye contact & kept going.
I heard the lady in the yard with him yell out, "No!". All I could think of at that point was that "No!" sure wasn't going to keep this dog away from mine.
Sure enough he bounded over. Where he started to sniff her.
As I was pulling her & putting myself in between them, he growled and did a little jump.
Then I yelled "NO!" and smacked that Doberman full on in his face with that full bag of poo.
I wish you could have seen both the owner & the dog's faces. They didn't know what hit them.
Ha! - b.e.g. - I made a punny
Remember I once told you I was Armed & Dangerous? Yeah, I'm not afraid to use it either.
Happy Wednesday, y'all!
Let's hope the day continues on a positive note, shall we?
My gym workout this morning was wonderful. I left very hot & sweaty, but feeling energized. Could have something to do with fact that it was still in the 60's & we haven't yet hit the part of the day where you want to crawl into a walk in freezer and hang out.
When I got back home, I decided to take Hayden out for a quick run. Nothing long, but enough to get her moving & get some exercise since later in the day just isn't an option.
So there we were trotting through the neighborhood. She kept looking back at me and grinning (doesn't everyone's dog do this?) and I'd tell her what a good girl she is.
She had already done her business & being the responsible owner I am, I'd already picked it up & had the bag with me just in case.
Thank goodness for just in case.
We ran past a row of tall bushes that some people use for fences.
When all of a sudden, in the front yard, there he was.
The Doberman.
The very large (bigger than my sweet girl) Doberman.
And his hackles were raised.
So we slowed down, didn't make eye contact & kept going.
I heard the lady in the yard with him yell out, "No!". All I could think of at that point was that "No!" sure wasn't going to keep this dog away from mine.
Sure enough he bounded over. Where he started to sniff her.
As I was pulling her & putting myself in between them, he growled and did a little jump.
Then I yelled "NO!" and smacked that Doberman full on in his face with that full bag of poo.
I wish you could have seen both the owner & the dog's faces. They didn't know what hit them.
Ha! - b.e.g. - I made a punny
Remember I once told you I was Armed & Dangerous? Yeah, I'm not afraid to use it either.
Happy Wednesday, y'all!

