What's Your Sign?

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I've never been one to religiously read my astrology forecasts. Sure, I'll scan over them when I'm reading the comics or go through one of my many magazines, but I don't put faith in them.

If I did, I'd be superbly happy, incredibly fit, financially well off & living the perfect life. According to my horoscopes, I'd have a few snags in the road, but because of my witty way with words, I'd get through things with flying colors.

If I gave them much thought, I'd make decisions based on the day of the week & where Jupiter is or where the sun is rising in the house of Capricorn.

Sounds a little silly to me.

Based on my sign, this month:

• The moon is in my house of work so I'll be figuring out new solutions to old problems.
• On the 12th, I need to improve relationships with colleagues.
• Cupcakes are good (seriously, it says this!) (I KNOW! Like I need an excuse to eat cupcakes!).
• Uranus is a pain in my ... for bringing fun-loving, but unreliable friends into my inner circle - HUH?
• I'll be getting compensated at work for everything I've been doing - I'll give this the big thumbs up! And it is true - I did get a promotion!!
• Mr. Potts will begin to exhibit early mid-life crisis symptoms. HAHAHAHAHA!! I can't WAIT to see him pull up driving a Ferrari!!! Let you know when THAT happens!

This sounds like the weather forecast!!! Could go one way, could go another. Either way, very vague.

**Cue cheesy music**

Hey Baby, what's YOUR sign?