Thursday, February 4, 2010

What's Your Sign?

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I've never been one to religiously read my astrology forecasts. Sure, I'll scan over them when I'm reading the comics or go through one of my many magazines, but I don't put faith in them.

If I did, I'd be superbly happy, incredibly fit, financially well off & living the perfect life. According to my horoscopes, I'd have a few snags in the road, but because of my witty way with words, I'd get through things with flying colors.

If I gave them much thought, I'd make decisions based on the day of the week & where Jupiter is or where the sun is rising in the house of Capricorn.

Sounds a little silly to me.

Based on my sign, this month:
  • The moon is in my house of work so I'll be figuring out new solutions to old problems.
  • On the 12th, I need to improve relationships with colleagues.
  • Cupcakes are good (seriously, it says this!) (I KNOW! Like I need an excuse to eat cupcakes!).
  • Uranus is a pain in my ... for bringing fun-loving, but unreliable friends into my inner circle - HUH?
  • I'll be getting compensated at work for everything I've been doing - I'll give this the big thumbs up! And it is true - I did get a promotion!!
  • Mr. Potts will begin to exhibit early mid-life crisis symptoms. HAHAHAHAHA!! I can't WAIT to see him pull up driving a Ferrari!!! Let you know when THAT happens!
This sounds like the weather forecast!!! Could go one way, could go another. Either way, very vague.

**Cue cheesy music**

Hey Baby, what's YOUR sign?

15 comments:

Brittany Ann said...

LOL! Poor Mr. Potts!

KatieSPerk said...

I am always looking for new solutions to old problems!! Yours gave you permission to eat cupcakes? Jealous!!!

katie + bret said...

Did you throw that cupcake comment in there on your own or did yours really say something about cupcakes? I think you are fibbing to me...

I am a Leo. For this month:
A new personal cycle begins for you, and you feel fresh and re-energized. It's all about you now, so it's time to put your best foot forward.

Romance and pleasure are highlights right now with the Moon in your solar fifth.

Your partnerships are highlighted right now, and it's time to compromise.

Monthly career and reputation peak. Your credibility is important at this time of the lunar month, and efforts at self-promotion might be made now.

Yeah - so, whatever all that means! :)

Deelsu said...

love the cupcake one! too funny!

Gwen said...

I want someone to tell me to eat cupcakes!! XOXO

MCW said...

I am a Gemini...do you come here often? ha

Jane said...

This is too funny.

brown eyed girl said...

I am a gemini, hence my black & white polar opposite mood swings. There's something to blame it on when Dimples gets irritated! :)

Can't waiiiit to see Mr. Potts' midlife crisis! I jest.

And cupcakes?!? Sign me up for that party!

Lil' Woman said...

I'm an Aries!
I'm the same way...somethings are here and there but I just take it all with a grain of salt.

Molly Lou Gifts said...

I am already excited for the day that you post the pic of Mr. Potts in his Ferarri with dyed hair and an earring. HA!

I would say that your horoscope was pretty good. I NEVER get one that says to eat cupcakes or anything of the sort. Perhaps I need to start reading mine where you got this one.

Hope you're having a great day.

Carrie @ Laugh Love Eat Ice Cream said...

I think horoscopes are fun to read for entertainment purposes, but when people really believe all of it and base decisions off it, that's a little weird, IMO.

I'm a pisces btw. :)

bananas. said...

i'm aquarius, you know like the song :)

i don't read my daily or even monthly horoscope but i have read the one that is specific to my birthday and it is so right on.

Samantha said...

Poor Mr. P. and I'm a Virgo.

Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails said...

haha. That is funny. I am just getting over my quarter life crisis! :)) ha.
I am a Pisces. I used to read all the time, but not so much recently.
:) Happy Friday!

Nishant said...

It's all about you now, so it's time to put your best foot forward.

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