Maybe this should have been titled, "What a Saturday night!".
Mr. Potts and I met some friends of ours at a Cuban restaurant here in Charlotte Saturday night. Fabulous food, yummy sangria & fun times with our friends.
The girls & Mr. Potts decided to go out after dinner was finished. Mr. Potts left to go home, while the girls and I headed on to another local bar.
Which is where things got a little hairy.
The last bar we were at had several paid escorts there.
Seriously.
What gave it away? It could have been the creamsickle satin dress that zipped the whole way up the front of the dress.
She even got into a picture with us.
The hands? Well, they were our pirate hooks. Someone said "Arrgghhh" at some point & we took it and ran with it.
In addition to the paid escorts, I had to stop two boys from getting into an argument.
Yeah, I know. Seriously.
A boy to my left at the bar, looked at me & smiled. "I was going to buy you a drink," he said after I had bought the round for my friends. I smiled & told him, "Thank you, but I don't need you to buy me drinks. I can buy my own."
The boy to my right had braces & we had been talking about the joys of having braces more than once.
The boy to my left apparently didn't appreciate that I wasn't paying him enough attention. So he insulted the boy to my right by calling him, wait for it, Brace Face.
Yes.
BRACE FACE
Swirling my head around, I laughed out loud.
"Seriously boys?? We're not in 8th grade."
I know! Can you believe this??
Needless to say, the girls & I laughed for a while about this.
The best part?
My text this morning from one of them.
It simply said, "Arrgghhh!"
Priceless
Just watch out. When September 19th rolls around this year, we're hosting a Pirate Party!
Mr. Potts and I met some friends of ours at a Cuban restaurant here in Charlotte Saturday night. Fabulous food, yummy sangria & fun times with our friends.
The girls & Mr. Potts decided to go out after dinner was finished. Mr. Potts left to go home, while the girls and I headed on to another local bar.
Which is where things got a little hairy.
The last bar we were at had several paid escorts there.
Seriously.
What gave it away? It could have been the creamsickle satin dress that zipped the whole way up the front of the dress.
She even got into a picture with us.
The hands? Well, they were our pirate hooks. Someone said "Arrgghhh" at some point & we took it and ran with it.
In addition to the paid escorts, I had to stop two boys from getting into an argument.
Yeah, I know. Seriously.
A boy to my left at the bar, looked at me & smiled. "I was going to buy you a drink," he said after I had bought the round for my friends. I smiled & told him, "Thank you, but I don't need you to buy me drinks. I can buy my own."
The boy to my right had braces & we had been talking about the joys of having braces more than once.
The boy to my left apparently didn't appreciate that I wasn't paying him enough attention. So he insulted the boy to my right by calling him, wait for it, Brace Face.
Yes.
BRACE FACE
Swirling my head around, I laughed out loud.
"Seriously boys?? We're not in 8th grade."
I know! Can you believe this??
Needless to say, the girls & I laughed for a while about this.
The best part?
My text this morning from one of them.
It simply said, "Arrgghhh!"
Priceless
Just watch out. When September 19th rolls around this year, we're hosting a Pirate Party!
13 comments:
Sounds like you ladies had an awesome time!! :)
argghh.. that's hysterical! I can only imagine what bar you guys were at!
That sounds like a wonderful time. Love the BRACE FACE...sometimes middle school name calling is a necessity. :)
Have a great week in Maine.
It sounds like they really were BOYS. That is too funny. And the picture...hahaah. That is awesome.
Hahahaha this made me laugh! Oh Babyface!
Sounds like a fun time, Brace Face.
sounds FAB!!! Happy Monday!
I love how the escort allowed you to take a picture of her! haha
Haha! Wow, sounds like a crazy, fun night! I love pirates - argh! ;)
Fun times! Why is it that grown women die laughing when two or more of us gather together??
aaah Brace Face that is prices. my bf has braces (2nd time) for a couple more months. I'll have to try this on him ;-)
It sounds like you had a fun weekend! The picture with the escort makes me giggle!
You all sure had a great time....loved those blunt replies you gave....sounded like I do at such occassions!
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