Friday, July 9, 2010

Fabulous Friday

Y'all, what a week!

I cracked myself up over a fist-pump comment.

I spent the day with the munchkins riding down kiddie water slides (and barely managed to keep my nephew from sharing my bubs with everyone).

I bitch-slapped a dog in the face with a bag of poo.

I saw Eclipse last night.

Give you a second to process that one - you may be wondering where that falls into Fabulous Friday.

Yes, I went to the theater, put down good money and watched a movie about teenage vampires and werewolves.

While scarfing down a small popcorn with EXTRA butter (cause y'all know it's better with extra butter) and Sour Patch Watermelons. Which was my dinner last night.

And truthfully, the only way it would have been better is with Bacon. You know everything's better with bacon, right?

Except if there was bacon, I may not have had the SPW. Not sure on that one.

Either way...

I giggled with my girlfriend as the movie went on. We ogled the pretty boys. Because let's just be honest, they're pretty - not drop-dead gorgeous.

Or it could be the fact that I'll be 34 in a little over a month that makes them not drop-dead gorgeous to me.

And I thought of Cheeseboy's letter from Jacob.

I felt dirty for a slight minute, or 100. But then I got over it.

Mr. Potts thanked me last night for the hall pass on Eclipse. He humored me and asked how it was and so I told him that Edward kept his shirt on the whole movie. But that Jacob apparently doesn't own a shirt.

And then Mr. Potts reminded me that I'm double Jacob's age. And I thought again of Cheeseboy's letter - and I cringed just a little.

But then I thought of how pretty Jacob was and I reminded him, HE is twice Jacob's age, not me. Which means I can still ogle.

Happy Friday, y'all!


Dee Stephens said...

Am I the only person in America not into the Twilight stuff? Maybe so?
popcorn and sour patch..awesomeness!
BTW -- August bday? Are you a Virgo too? I'll be 35 in over a month!

Jess said...

LOL! Love it!

They are "pretty".......... drop-dead gorgeous certainly doesn't fit.

Are you an August baby? I'll be 27 on August 25th!

Lil' Woman said...

I don't think I will ever forget the poo smackdown! :)

teresa-bug said...

No Dee, I am the other American not into those movies!

bananas. said...

good point!

i think i may be the only girl in her 20's that has no desire for that man wolf kid. i dunno, he's just too short and his voice is way too dorky for me.

MCW said...

I may have to venture to the movies alone this weekend to see Eclipse and the cute boys that star in it. However, younger guys just do not do it for me! They never have...

Brittany Ann said...

I'm still laughing about you using poo as a weapon!

Barefoot in the Park said...

i feel you! i did the same thing wednesday night but you know what? i so paid for my popcorn dinner this morning ... ooo tummy ache!

the badger sent me the following text as i was walking into the theatre to escape into the land of sparkly vampires for a few hours, "team jacob take it doggie style." when i asked him about it later he couldn't stop giggling. so if we get to regress to teen status to watch the vamps, our significant others regress to teenness with their comments. all is fair!

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