Sunday, April 11, 2010

Inappropriate Ring Tone?

One Saturday, Mr. Potts and I were at a local diner having a totally healthy breakfast.

I know, diner & totally healthy don't belong in the same sentence. Let's start over, shall we?

One Saturday, Mr. Potts and I were at a local diner having a totally unhealthy, artery clogging, YUMMY breakfast.

Better? Ok then.

There I was shoveling a bit of French Toast sprinkled liberally with powdered sugar and smothered with butter & syrup (see - TOTALLY HEALTHY!) into my mouth when the man sitting in a booth next to us gets a phone call.

I looked up in surprise. Mouth mid-chew I whipped my head over to the sound of Bump n' Grind.

Yep, you read that right. Saturday morning, eating French Toast (Mr. Potts had the American breakfast with eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns & a gravy biscuit - again, totally healthy!), chatting with Mr. Potts when all of a sudden I head R. Kelly.

Sing along. You know you want to.

"I don't see nothin wronngggggg, with a little bump n' grinnndddd!"

Thank goodness we were almost done & could leave before he got any more phone calls. I don't think I could have taken it.

Plus, I don't think he was quite impressed with the fact that I was snickering over an early 90's R. Kelly song as someone's ring tone.

Anyone else cringing out there over an R. Kelly ringtone?


Lil' Woman said...

Yeah, having that as your ring tone just proves that he's not getting any bump n' : )

Ashley said...

That is so funny. You should have busted out singing and dancing to it...then see what he would've done. That would have been something to see! :)

Ashley said...

Oh gosh...this isn't as old as R. Kelly but my mom still has Hips Don't Lie by Shakira and talk about embarrassing in public?!?!

Molly Lou Gifts said...

OMG...I almost spit out my drink, so I guess Mr. Potts should be glad I wasn't sitting across from him when I heard that song. That is hilarious and I am glad that you were almost finished so it didn't ruin that breakfast. :)

Now, I will have that song in my head all day. Ewww.

PS-Want to have a date with the minis at the zoo sometime??? :)

M said...


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA I love it!!

I think, if I had to pick the most inappropriate ring tone, I'd pick Lil' Wayne, Get Low. How low do you go 'til the sweat drops off your... music tastes err on the side of ghetto, glad I got out of there, no?! :)

And um, breakfast sounds DELISH!!

Brittany Ann said...

You know, I'm just going to put this out there: But R. Kelly? Almost inappropriate in every instance at this point! LOL!

Samantha said...

I think I would have busted a gut from laughing so hard. Ha.

MCW said...

Not gonna lie...I do love that song. So old school!

Sole Matters said...

how old was this man?! thats hilarious!!

Brown Girl said...

Oh my goodness, that's so funny! I love hearing people's ring tones, they just don't "go" sometimes and I find it hilarious!

Trish said...

WOW, seriously?! Major awk!! :) Love Ashley's comment above, you totally should have started singing and dancing, that would have been classic!

Jenny DB said...

DEFINITELY wouldn't have been able to withhold major giggles. oh, rkelly..